EPICURE Gentlemen Club is hosting a fun Valentine's Day Party
To whom this may concern,
We were called by a lovely young lady today, asking us for directions to an interview. She claimed to have an appointment with us.
Although COVID-19 spreads mostly via the mouth and the nose, scientists now conclude that the greatest risk comes from assholes.
A statistically valid study of 5 participants in China (end sarcasm) is used as the latest argument why men should voluntarily take one of the new COVID-19 vaccines.
This weekend we have a treat for you!